#do i call u didi

[stqrgirl3]

omg tgis is like very skibidi level 100 gyatt alpha male sigma type of rizz🔥🔥🔥🔥

browki go to bed

Sigh

[vallytines]

i feel bad talking about dimitri like hes just another fictional character but i also dont want people to think im fucking crazy. idk. like no i dont headcanon anything about him thats just how he is. like you wouldnt headcanon just some guy. thats weird.

[platimoonie]

in which, you are getting ready to celebrate holi with your fiance.

pairings; chris prince x reader

word count; 584

cw; just fluff, gender of reader not specified, reader wears a kurti, this is lowk cheesy lol, so sorry if chris is ooc its my first time writing him

words; pari = angel/fairy

(also idk who that couple is but many thanks to them for putting these pics on pinterest)

a/n: hii @meowmaii !! im reallyy sorry this took so long and also it's kinda short. im not sure that this is exactly what you wanted, but this was all i could come up with so pls excuse me im really sorry. if u want I'll rewrite this (T▽T人)

"so, how do i look?" chris asks you with an uncharacteristic nervous edge in his voice. with both hands still tending to the gold earring you were putting on, you turn away from the mirror to look at your fiance.

as soon as your eyes fall on him, they widen as you eagerly take in his form. "oh- oh my god baby you look so good!" you exclaim, unable to keep the awe out of your voice and you quickly fixed your earring, your hands now reaching forward to fix the collar of the white kurta he was wearing. and god, did he do it justice, the cloth fitting his muscular form perfectly, his veiny forearms peeking from just under where the sleeves ended.

chris grins, his ego now inflated back to normal. "think your parents will be impressed?" he asks. you huff, deciding to humor him. "i think maa is more excited about having you here than she is about me returning home after a good six months, so yes i'm pretty sure they will be." chris laughs, his chest rumbling like it always does when he guffaws.

soon, his eyes soften as he takes in your form. you're wearing a white kurti with some floral embroidery at the edges of the sleeves along with matching dupatta and salwar. "you look like a pari." your mouth falls open as you stare at him for a second when you hear him say pari in an english accent and as soon as you understand what he said, you immediately burst into giggles. "oh my god who taught you that?" you ask, as you catch your breath from laughing. chris blushes lightl, averting his gaze from you, all of a sudden very interested in your vanity mirror. "don't tell me... did you learn that from google translate..!?" once again a peal of laughter leaves your lips as you try your hardest to control it, and he presses his lips into a thin line, slightly embarrassed.

"gosh you're so sweet, you have no idea how much i love you" you mumble under your breath, shaking your head, and you smile as you kiss his cheek. "come on now, let's go. i think i heard didi call us." you say as you walk towards the door to your room, chris following you. honestly he gets so easily flustered because of you, its almost funny. its hard to believe hes such a confident and alluring figure to the public, an egotistical and expressive footballer, yet a lovesick puppy for you.

"are you guys coming?" your sister asks as she puts on her sandals, preparing to go out. you nod, "yeah go ahead we'll join you in a minute." your sister nods and leaves.

“before we leave-” you say spinning towards chris to face him, who looks at you, his eyebrows raised. “-happy holi!” you say, your hands quickly swiping some of the pink-colored powder from the tray kept on the stool near the door and coming up to his cheek and smearing it. chris's eyes widened in surprise, overtaken by the moment, the earthy smell of gulal filling his nose. he quickly recovers as he grins at you, reaching for the same powder and he too rubs it on your cheek, laughing as he does. you can't help yourself and laugh along with him. “should i take these bad boys?” he asks, gesturing towards the few water guns leaning against the stool. “you know it!” you say grinning as you take one and hand the other to him.

[moved-to-shijieswife]

using tags from @/ lancabbage(hope u dont mind !!)

but because ill always take an opportunity to talk about shijie and shit on jc... jc really did not treat nor respect jyl. he loved her, immensely, but a loving sibling doesnt make a good sibling. its very subtle throughout jyls life, but jc acts like the typical spoiled younger brother (read:asshole) but it can also just be attributed to the role of an eldest daughter and younger son, even in families today. since jc internalised a lot of yu furens 'ur father loves his servants son/bastard more than u' its safe to assume hed also internalised a lot of the shit yu furen says about jyl.

but, honestly, that can be excused. what really cements his disrespect of his sister, though, is her death. the way he disregards shijies sacrifice for the didi of her heart as being murdered by his ex shixiong. that he lets her story be told as a foolish girl, instead of as a loving jiejie who knew exactly what she was doing. and its in how he treats her son, how he never treated jl with the kindness and softness shown to him by jyl, and instead with the ruthlessness of yu furen, with the same callousness he treated wwx with.

But u know who showed jyl true respect, from the start to the end ? wwx. i saw a tweet abt how he never had to call her his shijie, since she wasnt a practicing martial member, and was just. wow. he respected his shijie so much. jyl was only really seen by wwx, and listened to by him.

[phuljari]

social media au! part 5

summary : khushi is a model and influencer; arnav just seems to stumble upon her profile one day— not so much by accident. (or what if khushi fell in love at first sight?)

warnings : hindi mostly, online stalker!shyam, FLIRTING

a/n : i am...trying something new (by using the word prompts) #IPK 13th Anniversary Fiesta @arshifiesta

iMessage

Unknown: Tum theek ho?

Unknown: Khushi???

Khushi: who's this?

Unknown: Arnav Singh Raizada 😒

Khushi: haan toh muh kyu bigaad rahe hain aap?

Khushi: accha ab samjhi, jiska naam hi aisa ho... 😂😂

Arnav: Haha

Arnav: Matlab tum theek hi ho. Fine, gtg, ttyl

Khushi: arrre

Khushi: aise kaise???

Khushi: aapki wajah se chot lagi hai!! hello!!

Arnav: Meri nahi, tumhari bewkoofi ki wajah se lagi hai

Arnav: Who told you to wear heels? On concrete??

Khushi: your stylist 😭😭

Khushi: 🤔🤔

Arnav: Kya?

Khushi: hum toh aapko puchna hi bhool gaye

Khushi: why were you at the photoshoot today?

Arnav: 😒

Khushi: kya? jawab dijiye!

Arnav: Leave it

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titaliya_k when you're doing a photoshoot outdoors and injure yourself

p.c. @/payaliyaa for accidentally snapping this when she was actually trying to snap the pic of the bruise to show mom

btw heels from @/ardesignhouse's spring collection if you're wondering 😌

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nandiii Khushi ji! Ye kya hua aapko?? Are you okay?

⤷titaliya_k i'm fine now, nanhe ji <3

⤷gulabo_devyani Bitiya. Aap. Kuch din. Shantivan. Aaye. E haalat. Maa. Akele. Rehna Theek. Nahi. HAI

⤷titaliya_k aree nani ji! hum bilkul theek hai, aap chinta mat kijiye! jiji hai na!

⤷aakash_r Nahi Khushi ji, Aise nahi chalega. Humari galti ki wajah se chot lagi aapko. You have to give us the chance to make it up to you!

⤷hari_prakash Hum aapki poori khatidari karenge didi!

⤷hari_prakashkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

⤷hellohibyebye jaroor tumrhi taang aayi hogi phati saree ma, hello hi bye bye

payaliyaa Chutki! Chot lagi hai, ye bhi kya sabko batane ki cheez hai?

⤷titaliya_k jiji tum kaam pe dhyan do, kya baar baar phone dekhti rehti ho 😒

⤷payaliyaa You tagged me???

hayerenandkishorekaahai HAYE RE NANDKISHOR E KAA HAI SANKA DEVI

hayerenandkishorekaahai KAA KAR BAITHI HO AB TUM HAIN?? JAB DEKHO TAB TITALIYA KE JAISAN PHUDAKTI REHTI HO hayerenandkishorekaahai TUMHARI AMMA KITNI PARESHAAN HAI, PHONE TOH UTHAI LYO U KA hayerenandkishorekaahai SHASHI BABUA KO BUKHAR HUI GAYA HAI AB TUMHARI AMMA LUCKNOW SE DELHI NAHI AA SAKAT

hayerenandkishorekaahai TOH U HUMKA JAANE KO BOLI HAI

hayerenandkishorekaahai TUMHRE GHAR KA PATA TOH BHEJO

usershyam Oh no Khushiji! Aap theek toh hai? Hum aapke liye ek khaas malam bhej te hai, zaroor lagayega!

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shyamjha Khushi ji ek baar humara call toh utha leti, aap se kitne baate karni hai, aapke haal chal puchne hai. Hume aapki kitni chinta ho rahi hai aapko pata bhi hai?

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shyamjha Aur ye kon hai jisne aapko apni bahoon me uthaya hai 😠😠

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theshyamjha Humse ab bardasht nahi ho raha Khushi ji! Aap jawab nahi dengi toh humein hi kuch karna padega!

amanmathur Sir??

user1 omg who's this handsome hunk khushi?

⤷user2 I've heard she's dating her boss

⤷user1 ewwww whooo????

⤷user2 @/arnavsinghraizada

⤷user1 ngl if i was her i'd date him too

user3 So happy for you guys!!

iMessage

Khushi: * screenshot attached*

Payal: 🤣🤣🤣

Payal: Buaji insta pe? 🤭🤭

Khushi: dekho na jiji, ab inko mana kaise karein?

Payal: Ruko hum Maa se baat karte hain

Khushi: woh toh humne kab ki karli

Khushi: papa ka bukhar utar gaya hai par unko zaroorat hai maa ki

Khushi: aur hum bole ki humari jiji hai na, par maa ne daant diya bilkul

Khushi: ki nai, ab toh buaji hi aayengi

Khushi: jiji, ab tum hi kuch karo varna humara hai re nandkishor ho jana pakka hai 😭😭😭

Payal: Are Khushi, buaji aayengi toh accha hi hai na, ab mai tumhe sambhalu ya phir ye sab inquires?

Payal: Aur tumhe pata haina ki papa Abhishek se baat karne pe kitna zor de rahe hai

Payal: Wo bhil milne bulate rehte hain, ab hum isme tumhara dhyan kab rakhenge?

Payal: Phir bhi ek baar baat karte hai hum Maa se

Khushi seen

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Khushi: * screenshot attached*

Khushi: ab iska kya matlab hai??

Lavanya: Kiska?

Khushi: that eye roll emoji

Lavanya: Kaha?

Khushi: yaar screenshot bheja hai, khol toh sahi 😭

Lavanya: Oh haan, ek min

Lavanya: OMG ASR LIKES YOUUU

Lavanya: LOOK AT THOSE WORRYING TEXTS OMGOMG

Lavanya: CAN YOU BE MORE IN LOVE??

Khushi: hein

Lavanya: You're so stupid Khushi, I feel bad for you sometimes lol

Khushi: what did i miss? 👀

Lavanya: Arey! He came to the photoshoot for you!

Khushi: 😮

Khushi: that.... makes sense? lol

Khushi: omg he was worried for me

Khushi: and i completely ruined it 😭😭😭

Lavanya: You still have time to make it better, RUN!

Khushi seen

(1) message from thekhushigupta

thekhushigupta sent you a post by titaliya_k

arnavsinghraizada ???

thekhushigupta dekho dekho

arnavsinghraizada And?

thekhushigupta yaar aap bhi kam stupid nahi ho

thekhushigupta you know that it's you carrying me right?

arnavsinghraizada Where's this conversation going again? I have more important things to do than stare at your instagram post

thekhushigupta lolol you're so old for calling it "instagram"

thekhushigupta probably shouldn't offend you when i'm literally tryna apologize

thekhushigupta so okay, i understood why you were there at the photoshoot

thekhushigupta so i shared this pic because see closely neeche

thekhushigupta there are two hearts

arnavsinghraizada And why was I at the photoshoot?

thekhushigupta because you have nothing better to do? 😂😂

thekhushigupta no lol i prolly shouldn't joke

thekhushigupta you were there

thekhushigupta for me?

arnavsinghraizada You're still doubting that?

thekhushigupta no no you were definitely there for me! istg idk how i would've survived without you

arnavsinghraizada Ms. Gupta, that's a bit much don't you think?

thekhushigupta really? i legit posted heart emojis over a pic of you carrying me in your arms and you think this is too much

arnavsinghraizada seen

thekhushigupta arey yaar, interesting baatein hoti hai tabhi you leave me on read

thekhushigupta wtf arnav come back

thekhushigupta arnav

thekhushigupta arnav

thekhushigupta arnav jiiiiii

arnavsinghraizada WHAT THE

arnavsinghraizada Why is my brother calling me to ask you to move to Shantivan till your injury heals??

thekhushigupta 🫢

arnavsinghraizada Oh no, wait, he's asking not only for you but for Payal as well

thekhushigupta ooo someone has a crushhh

thekhushigupta chup reh khushi 🤦‍♀️

arnavsinghraizada You know that I can read this monologue of yours right?

thekhushigupta 😭😭😭😭 nooooooo

thekhushigupta but but

thekhushigupta do you think i can?

thekhushigupta i really really really don't want my buaji to come toh delhi

arnavsighraizada Of course you can

thekhushigupta really? are you sure?

arnavsinghraizada Yes, I'm coming to pick you up at 6 so be ready

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instantbollywood Fashion icon #KhushiGupta shares a mysterious pic from her personal profile in which Arnav Singh Raizada (AR Design's founder) is carrying her in his arms after a photoshoot mishap. Was is really a mishap, or is something else brewing between them?

user1 Noooooooo

user2 ngl this pic is bomb tho

user3 Kya sexy legs hai yaar 😍

user4 superb❤️❤️🔥🔥

iMessage

Khushi: kitne weird hai aap

Khushi: you dropped me at your place and then went to office again

Arnav: Urgent meeting, I told you no?

Khushi: haan par,,,,

Khushi: without giving me a goodbye kiss? 😩

Khushi: your mamiji is weirddddddd, she keeps calling me phati saree

Arnav: Mai weird. Mami ji weird. Hum sab weird hai, okay?

Khushi: 😂😂

Khushi: charming

Khushi: that you can joke

Arnav liked a message

Khushi: *attached image*

Khushi: me waiting for you to get homeee

Khushi: and kiss these lips 🫦

Arnav: Oh

Khushi: *attached image*

Khushi: shab-e-intizaar

Arnav: On my way darling

Khushi liked a message

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Unknown: Khushi ji

Unknown: Khushji agar aap yahan bhi jawaab nahi dengi toh hume kuch galat karne pe majboor kardengi

Unknown: Khushi ji, hum aapke pyaar me fanaa ho chuke hai

Unknown: Bohot aage nikal gaye hain hum

Unknown: Ab agar aap jawab nahi dengi toh hum kuch kar baithenge

Unknown: *attached image*

TBC

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[love-anddeepression]

DESI SHENANIGANS WITH MIGGY#2

wehave kamal hassan cameo :D

"ispiderman ispiderman tu ne churaya mera dil ka chayn-"

"baby, WHAT?"

"SHARON SHARON-"

-humming songs and bopping your head while you cook together, only for you to stop and scream when he adds curry leaves to hot oil to make dal

-literally you bolt and wait till that part of cooking is done

-mig would like fried karela i said what i said(i hate it sm) olive theory 2.0 fr

-pls i want to watch jodhaa akbar with him and blush during the sword scene and the IN LAMHON KE DAAMAN MEIN

-and bffr jab we met is his jam. he'd love it its his comfort move

-loves the stronger bite of thums up, will drink it if its there, much to your chagrin

-u give him a sip of filter coffee that your paati taught you to make and hes a goner

-KAMAL HASSAN AVVAI SHANMUGI(bollywood folks its chachi 620) he'd get emotional watching the reunion parts

-him helping you put your jewellery on when you get ready, you pinning his sherwani pin properly like a desi version of a bowtie

-PAYALS HIM PUTTING ON YOUR ANKLETS FOR YOU AND KISSING YOUR ANKLES

-you dont dance much but during a sangeet? please. besides you're too gone to concentrate on how youre dancing youre in your zone and he loves it

-undoing your safety pins when yall get home, helping each other undress

-lmfao you get stuck trying to remove your blouse and he has to help you as you lowkey panic

-look, as desi girlies, we have the body hair and it can be an insecurity, esp if ur surrounded by family who call you unhygienic if you dont shave, even though you like shower and take care of yourself

-mig doesnt give a SHIT you think body hair, something natural bothers him? nah doesn't matter where the hair is, arms, legs, underarms,back, toes, fingers, stomach, BOOBS, ahem down there, its natural and its normal

-as long as ur comfy and clean, hes happy

-fuck the parlour didis who make us feel bad for being normal and if you feel sad he'll do everything in his power to reverse it.

-order ur favorite snacks, kiss you silly, make tea(that almost works)

-ur love is literally sirivennela incarnate

THE LYRICS HELLO?

SHE IS THE IMAGE OF ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL IN CREATION? PLEASE-

=he never knew gandhi was a grade A asshole until he met you

-you both bond over ur shared hatred of the british gov

-"jaan?"

"yeah?"

"can you steal the kohinoor?"

*sigh* "querida, for the tenth time, as much as i would LOVE to, no i cant"

:((((

-if hes pissed yk how to get him to laugh

"jaan, jaan, mig, mig;

"WHat."

after a few moments of silence, a lazy grin makes its way onto your face as you bend a little

*deep breathe*

"ISPIDERMAN ISPIDERMAN-

[meekmedea]

might be a complicated question but do you think coryo genuinely thought of clemmie as a good friend or was genuinely apologetic abt what happened to her in the book? or do u think he always saw her as more of a study/class partner and someone important to get close to for networking reasons?

That's a super interesting question. I want to say he did see her as a good friend. At least, pre-snake bite. Post snake bite feels complicated.

The nickname always gets me. How he's essentially the only one to call her 'Clemmie' while everyone else defaults to 'Clem'.

Festus uses 'Clemmie' once, but then defaults back to 'Clem', so I like to imagine it's a case similar to Lysistrata - where 'Clemmie' is a childhood nickname, but as they got older, everyone else started using 'Clem' instead. Meanwhile Coriolanus just continued with 'Clemmie', and she let him.

Because while he does use nicknames for his other classmates (Pollo / Didi / Pup), I feel like it's implied that those are nicknames that the other mentors also use.

You could make the argument for Lysistrata, about how he uses 'Lyssie'. But it seems like it's just a one off and more so to help Lucy Gray in that moment. And I think (?) Lysistrata and him have other conversations beforehand and he never uses that nickname.

Clemmie calls him 'Coryo' and he mentions that the nickname is only for friends/loved ones. (Then again, yeah...Arachne calls him this too. So it's hard to say haha.)

He does seem genuinely worried about her when she's bitten and brought to the hospital - like the day of the bite. (in the days following that day though, it feels like a whole different can of worms.)

There's also this line post-snake bite where he calls her his friend. I feel like it could be interpreted many ways, but the fact that he refers to her as among the best feels like there's a little more to their relationship than just 'she's beneficial to have around'.

He did not want to be her enemy. If the Snow fortress was about to fall, he would need friends. Until the snake incident, he’d counted Clemensia among his best. And she’d always gotten on well with Tigris, too. But how to make amends?

Post snake bite specific - When he returns from D12 - Clemmie doesn't get a mention again. Or an invite to Sejanus' posthumous birthday dinner. I always wonder what happened there. Did she refuse the invite? Did he decide not to invite her?

Pre-snake bite specific - there were probably other beneficial reasons to maintain/strengthen that friendship. Maybe like:

Her being a Dovecote + probably her family connections

Likely a good study partner? This is purely just based off vibes and imagining that besides connections (reputation/wealth), the mentors were also the smartest of their year.

More narcissistic reasons - just having a pretty girl around. I still find it funny that he's sort of like, "Persephone is pretty, I guess. But she's a cannibal. Also, Clemmie (pre-snake bite) is prettier."

In the case that he had to betray her/get rid of her/or where a scenario like Sejanus' happens and he had to cut ties - I could also see him attempting to reason to himself that they weren't really that close. But I think deep down, he'd know that it was a lie too.

[just-some-random-blogger]

May i request a sandman fic where Dream is forced to interact with children, preferably with Death

(also, despite death being there, could you perhaps not make it depressing)

Didi's Brother

Dream of the Endless x Reader (but its mostly dream & ze baby boy)

Summary: "Di!" I rather excitedly called, grabbing the woman by the arm, "you didn't tell me your brother was hot." She laughs, "don't you think it would be rather odd if I told you 'oh, I have a hot brother.'"

Word Count: 1k+

Warnings: fem!reader, single mom!reader, Death is referred to as Didi, Dream boy Morpheus is referred to as Murphy, fluff, angst?, typos, etc.

A/N: i hope you like it!!! its pretty fluff! and also nonnie ???? it's never depressing when death is around!!! HAHAHH i made the kid a baby boy because i normally write dream in a girl dad lens. boy dad time HAHAHH Tagging: @pinksirensong @aralezinspace @sloanexx @deniixlovezelda @shadow-pancake9

The moment the boy heard a knock on the door, he scrambled in excitement and ran to the door screaming, "MUMMA, SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR!"

Upon hearing this from the bathroom, I yell back, "okay, I'll be out in a minute. Don't open the door."

The child nodded but ran to the door anyway, checking to see who it was, pressing his cheek to the entrance. He hoped it was their neighbor. She was an old lady who always gave him sweeties (in secret).

When he doesn't hear anything, he pulls away and busts a lung out, "WHO IS IT!"

He hears a chuckle.

"It's auntie Didi!"

Oh em gee, that was even better!!!!!

"MUMMA!" the boy screams his guts out that it echoes inside the bathroom.

I sigh but chuckle. I flush and step out.

"HURRY IT'S AUNTIE DIDI! MUMMA! mUMmA! MUMMA! M U M M A !"

"Goodness," I huff as I jog towards my son, who was jumping in excitement, "give me a chance."

The moment the door opens, the boy leaps towards the dark clothed woman and strangles her legs, "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

Both of us look down and chuckle at the boy. Didi brushes his wispy hair back and gently pinches his cheek, "hello, Benji."

"HI, AUNTIE DIDI!"

I lean in and hug the woman, "hey, Didi, thanks for coming."

Didi chckles, "happy to watch this sweetheart."

When we pull away, I then lock eyes with the man behind her. My lips part at his dark eyeliner, sharp cheekbones, and messy hair, "oh... hello there."

"Greetings," he says, lips barely curving into a smile.

Didi turns over her shoulder, "this is my brother, Murphy."

"Oh," I say, unable to take my eyes off him, but do so rather reluctantly.

"I hope you don't mind. He's going to be babysitting with me today."

Upon hearing this, Benji pulls away from Didi and peeks behind her, examining the tall man. Seeing that he looks quite similar to his beloved auntie Didi, with their goth aesthetics, he agrees with himself that he's probably going to be just as fun as her.

This was how Murphy became Benji's right-hand construction man as he busied himself in the livingroom, building a fort.

"HMMM," he hums loudly, "I think you should up and-" he fixes the pillow walls, "-and- and get mumma's pillows because it's falling!"

"Benji, no," I call as I hear this. I adjust my coat on my shoulders as I head for the door, "just use the pillows here."

Benji whines as his right hand man kneels down next to him to keep the pillows from falling. The boy protests, "but mumma!!!!"

"If you want him to get the pillows, you have to go up with him," I say as Didi chuckles at the child, "and you have to ask him politely."

Benji beams and immediately yanks Murphy from the fort, making it topple down, "uncle Murphy, can we please, please, please get some pillows upstairs."

"Benji," I warn.

Murphy stands and nods, "very well."

Benji excitedly drags him with all his strength, "we can get the stuffed toys too!!!! MR. SNUFFALUFFAGUS!"

I watch as Murphy bends to allow the boy to drag him by the hand up the stairs. I turn to Didi, who is also watching them go upstairs.

Because of the boys short legs, it takes rather long for them to climb the steps one by one. Murphy pulls his hand out of the boy's grip to hold him on both arms, "would you like to hold on the hand rails, Benjamin?"

Benji turns to Murphy and reaches out to him instead, "carry?"

Murphy stills for a moment, but then picks up the child, craddling him in his arms. Something happens to my heart as I watch him climb the stairs with my baby. Once they are at the top, my stomach flurries at the sight of him tickling my son sweetly.

"Di!" I rather excitedly called, grabbing the woman by the arm, "you didn't tell me your brother was hot."

She laughs, "don't you think it would be rather odd if I told you 'oh, I have a hot brother.'"

I burst into a fit of laughter, "point taken."

Didi giggles with me.

"So... is he single?"

Didi rolls her eyes, "why don't you ask him yourself?"

I clear my throat and shake my head, "just curious..."

She raises a brow and crosses her arms.

"Are you sure it's alright for him to watch Benji with you?"

She shakes her head, "oh, you saw them. Just go already, unless you wanna be late. And anyway, I'll be right here the whole time."

Eventually, all the pillows in the house were used to fortify the castle upon the couch. Murphy was then assigned to play a monster and Didi was assigned as a fairy. Benji was obviously a knight.

"Okay," Benji points as he looks to Murphy, "destroy the castle."

He is a bit shocked, "must I? We spent much time balancing the pillows in order to stand like this."

Benji shakes his hands, "no, you have to-" but then hurtles himself into the plush pillows and destroys it himself as he growls.

Didi giggles as he watches the child do this. Murphy watches, entirely still.

Once destruction was laid upon the pillowy castle, Benji stands and then gasps, "OH NO THE MONSTER DESTROYED IT!"

Didi places a hand on her lips, holding back her laughter, "gosh. Don't you just hate it when that happens?"

Murphy finally understand his role. He crosses his arms then tilts his head, a rather threatening stance in all honesty. The prince of stories muses, "𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔰𝔢. ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔣𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔞���𝔪. 𝔔𝔲𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥 𝔪𝔶-" SMACK!

Benji takes a pillow and wacks it across the monster's waist in the middle of his speech.

Flabbergasted, Murphy could not do much other than accept the assualt of the Knight of Featherdown. The pillow slips out of Benji's hand because of a particularly hard hit on the man's leg. The boy then grabs the other pillows and stuffed toys, chucking it to Murphy. It barely hits the monster because of knight's poor hand-eye coordination.

Didi laughs, "the fairy will help!"

And so the knight and the fairy fight the monster until he gets the wits to grab a pillow and shield himself.

"ℑ 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔡!" Murphy proclaims, "ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔡𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔪!"

His sister translates for the boy, "sir Benji! He says he's going to eat everything!"

"NOOOOO! YOU DON'T EAT PILLOWS!"

"𝔅𝔲𝔱 ℑ 𝔞𝔪 𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯."

Benji growls through a giggle, "GOOD ALWAYS WINS!"

Eventually, Murphy is defeated, sprawled chest down on the carpet, a five year old sat on his back victoriously.

Benji, thoroughly excited by the turn of events, giggles as he catches his breath. He decides to mimic the man and lie chest down on Murphy's back. The latter feels his cells come alive at the feel of the boy's heartbeat.

"You are a valiant opponent, Sir Benjamin," Murphy mutters.

Didi chuckles and sits down next to them. She rubs the kid's back, "he means your a great knight, Benji."

"Indeed."

Benji turns to Didi then slides off Murphy. The boy walks over to her, "Aunti Didi."

"Yes, sweetheart?"

"Is Murphy a puppa?"

Didi blinks and turns to her brother. She places her hand on the boy's back, "why don't you ask him."

Murphy, who obviously heard this, pushes himself up and sits down, waiting to be asked.

Benji turns to him, "are you a puppa?"

He straightens his back and nods, "I am."

"Do you have a son?"

"I do."

Upon hearing this, the boy frowns, "oh."

Didi brushes the boy's hair, "why do you ask, Benji?"

Benji shakes his head and gives no response.

Lord Morhpeus does not like this, and so, he makes the child sleepy.

Benji yawns and stretches.

Didi smiles at him, "wanna take a nap?"

Benji nods.

The moment Benjamin goes to sleep, Murphy meets him in the Dreaming. The child is clad in armor and is sat upon the back of a unicorn. Murphy asks the knight what his question meant and the boy tells him he wanted to ask him to be his puppa.

Murphy thinks about the boy's words for a moment then nods, "I will be your puppa whenever you are in my realm."

Sir Benjamin, Knight of Featherdown, beams, "thank you, puppa."

[trashedump]

keep fighting blooper reel

so for context, while i was working on my fic keep fighting, i had a separate document where i would write things as shittily as possible whenever i got stuck. so some of these quotes are from that document, others are things i wrote in the actual fic document whenever i got bored.

enjoy this series of outtakes, ordered by the chapter they occurred in! also warning for spoilers for my fic in case you care about that

chapter 1:

“i got dis” he [sylvain] sed. dis waz his fite 2 mak up 4 being dum

“r u stupd????” fliz yielded. “i wana fite 2 :((((”

“get every1 ot od her” slyman sed. “itz only 2 il be fin”

“k” flix sed al sad n wroeid nd shit. “u betr nut do sumthin stupd”

SYLVer the hedgehogAIN kisd him on da hed. “i wont. now g0”

chapter 2:

dmiarko waz taking 2 ingird

“r u alrite ignatz:

“she mey b sumwher in abys” billie eyleth [misspelling of byleth] sed.

chapter 4:

flix knu he had 2 finf a way 2 nut fitr 2 (DUNBAAAAAAN (HA HA HA HA HA NUMBERS)) gise @ once so he retreted but nut bcoz he had ben defeted. he snt 3 da ofer sid of da rum nd glen cam @ him bcoz rodric waz stil realing. felix navidaf blikd hiz sord agen nd kickd hkn in da bals lol. den he wnt 2 rodrig

fergalicious definition [abhorrent misspelling of felix] mad him go loco den bc he did rath strik ns da crest fargmnt aktivated.

he [felix] slamd da puml of da sord in glands [glenn's] fac nd glue gun [glenn] fel so den he stabf thru rodricks [rodrigue's] chest. dorime [rodrigue???] fel nd puld da sowrd ot of felony [felix] wich hurt a lot agen but he stortd 2 die on da grond.

"Sasuke— I mean Felix—"

"What the fuck did you just call me"

"Uhhhh nothing lol what are you talking about—"

"shurt the hell up I'm leaving you"

the bad ending

chapter 5:

“its alrite” dimi laffd  in a gofik way. dedu aslo noded behing him. “jst cum bak wen ur rechardgd. da rest of us wil kep tings runing wil ur away (hehe im forshadowing da mening of kep fiting her im so smrt im so intelelgint)”

haoi (THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO YAOI WTF WTFFFFF)

insted of relying on demselvs evry2 had each oders bak. so dat wen dey had a momt of wekness dey cud stil surviv (an im so smart im so smart heheehehehheeheh).

“i hav a hrd tim beliving dats da cas” he refusd 2 bak don. “i cant help but fel im at falt, bcos i sed id talk 3 u mor aftr da war but den left u in da dust evry single day (the DUST? the DUST)”

"Wait, Didi."

"Yes?" He turned around. "What is it?"

"I should tell you...part of what I've been researching all this time." She started to hesitate, fidgeting with a string tied around her wrist. "It could be important, or...something."

Dimitri was listening intently. Hapi realized she actually wasn't sure why she thought this was important. It was almost as if the author was trying to foreshadow a future plot point.

"What was that?" the warlock called out. His voice was growing louder as he approached Felix's hiding place. "Is...is someone there? .....Must've been the wind."

"we're underground you dumb fuck"

"oh fuck you're right wait how do you know that"

"uhhhhhh shit"

*world explodes from fourth wall break*

i hate describing doors theres so many doors why are there so many doors why did i DO THIS

Felix looked. On the ceiling was a metal grate, most likely an air vent.

"Just like in among us"

flix nd sylvSONIC The Hedgehogain wr switchng it up a bit

chapter 6:

so day had escapd da untetical sience lab yey!!! but dey rwr in a cav. :(

fuor dase had pasd. dey wr stil stuk in da fuking cav.

On the fifth day, things changed. Shit hit fthe fuckign fan oh gsod

IT'S TIME FOR THE FUCKIN SCEEEEEEENE

"There is," he [Felix] said.

The revelation hit Sylvain like a medieval truck.

"I was gonna propose to you," he [Sylvain] said.

The words hit Felix like a medieval train.

chapter 7:

“abt da searc?” dey [byleth] sed nd dimi noded. dey cod always tel watz on his mind or maby dey j chos da rite dialog opton

“but aslo speking as a mrecenari” buyleth sed “i kno how tings can torn arond in an instnat. batls u tink r a lost cas switch in ur favor in da blink-182 of an eye. ppl uve logn snic had 2 left 4 ded hold on despit it al. so itx nut ovr until we kno it si. wer so fuking back”

“rite” dimi sed whil sheding a singl ter “wer so fuking bak”

“oh shti dat is prmosing” dimi sed “any sine of da duck nd marmalade” [duke and margrave]

dimiarko [dimitri] torned 2 bananapeel [byleth]

They were almost out of food. Every so often, that realization hit Felix like a medieval airplane.

"Okay," Sylvain conceded damn we out here conceding in this bitch

Felix hadn't said anything in a while—and, to be fair, neither had Sylvain, but it was his distant expression that worried Sylvain. He looked lost in thoughts all alone yoooooou are the oooooceans gray waaaaves destined to seek life beyond the shoooore just out of reeaaach yeeeet the watereeeerrs ever chaaaange flowing like time the path is yours to cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimb

"Clearly," Lysithea grumbled. "I didn't expect the same for you."

"Yes, well, I couldn't rest now," Linhardt said. "There are monsters nearby."

chapter 8:

ok so dery etin gdiner nd itz rtlly harty bef stew lik harty stew in botw i tink dats a recispe in dat gaem

syl stripd don 2 naked nd tok of AL his cloths nd he had a rely long no we’re not going there. he tornd on da watr nd thot abt fliz but nut lik dat u prev. he had a flashbak 2 post rodrick [rodrigue] deth but forst he dint tink abt it yet he gut da sop nd began 2 wash al his skin

But maybe he’ll never be ready, a thought tugged at the back of his mind. Maybe he wants nothing to do with me. After all…I’m the one who did this to him.

The memories hit Sylvain like a medieval blimp.

chapter 9:

dimi codnt hodl bak as he stepd in2 da dorfram nd hugd him as tight as he cud. and den da crest of blaiddyd aktivatd nd he snapd sylvens fuking spine in half. just kiding dat dint hapen lol can u imagin

chapter 10:

“But I promise—for the rest of our days, I’ll do everything in my power to be the man you see in me. To fight by your side, no matter what.”

"Wow that was sappy as fuck lmao"

[mera-mann-kehne-laga]

Ok dare anon, here you go:

So as instructed by anon ji, i have to describe mere some mutuals in some few sentences.

@hell-lit011019 (Lilu di) -meri pyaaaari beautiful inside-out most favourite didu who's THE BEST and the most caring, loving and cute person I know. Writes bht badhiya poems. Very self-depricating and suicidal most of the time but won't let you do anything bad to yourself and would always always chear you up. Loves spamming me and dropping cute pics in inbox when I'm feeling low. Didu u have no idea how grateful I am to you. And I always will be. *teary eyed* Lobe you

@vellibandi (Sharmaa jiiii) -the srk to my mahima ji, and the flynn to my Rapunzel <3 bheri smart and cute and cool and caring didi who writes bheeeeri well and is the only valid person on this earth lol.

@terimummykejai (yashika di Paagal aurat) -my bandi (yeah we're dating) and my ex-srk. Bht dhokebaaz ldki. Simp. Obsessed with novels and kdrama and kpop and has THE BEST Instagram stories. DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Inki kaatilana Aankhein toh haaaaayee.

@mainapnifavouritehoon (Humari Geet madam): the sweetest didi who's veeery good at hyping you up about the tiniest stuff haha. My ultimate source of validation. Has EXCELLENT taste in music and is so very similar to mine! Desperately looking for her Aditya, writes beautiful kavitaayein and is VEEEERRYY GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL SUNDAR ADBHUT.

@ekcupchaide (momo ji)- humari personal lawyer ji and the chai supplier of desiblr. Is herself baawli but calls me baawli aurat. Satkeli. Adorable and phunny.

@merapehlapyaarwaapasaagaya - kind of mom figure hehe. Gives the best advice. Pretty, sweeeeeeet, caring and loving. Idk what I'd have done if she hadn't been there lol. Di me loves you <<<33333

@midnight-rainnnn (meri chotu si cute si satkeli Disha) -bhai aapki to kya hi taareef krein. Mere pass Shabd hi nhi Hain tere bare me kuch bolne ke liye T-T (kuch bolne laayak ho tab na) Bht pyaari behna who's obsessed with killing and choosing violence over peace. Verrryy creative and paints and draws bht pyaaaara. Has excellent taste in music (loves hozier and tay tay bhai ofc). One of the very first ppls I got to know here.

@thewinchestergirl1208 (Apni Madhu Di) -the first desi person I saw here and my very first human follower lol. Caring and loving and pyaari <3

@remen-nyoodles (raman Bhai) -suuuuuper cool bhaiyya ji, nerd, clicks beautiful moon pics, loves space stuff and cursed stuff. Is very done with Shanti Di's dad jokes lol

@the-eternal-seeker (Avi bhaai)- caring cool cute sweet and funny bhai who never leaves a chance to pull your leg and rn is desperately waiting for me to send him a song cover haha. Thank you for being there. Love you <<3

@just-another-godless-god (ahana baccha) -our cute little baby who's bherii smoll. Super sweet and loving.

@mindless-musing (humari Sonu di) -bohooot caring and sweet didi who'll always cheer you up and check up in you if you're doing well or not and will make sure if you're alright. I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT WHEN SHE SPAMS ME!

@indulging-in-love-or-rage (Meri jaan Krish aka my nincompoop) -loves me, poetry, dark academia, sunsets, Greek mythology, timmy and the Moon and a lot many things. Is one of the sweetest and most adorable people I know. Very cute hehe. I love his voice. Beautiful, Loving, caring, passionate, VERY TALENTED. Will do anything to make sure he's loved ones are alright.

Bus Yaar anon ji Mai thak gya aur nhi Hoga mere se T-T

[timetravellingkitty]

Do i call you akka, didi or aunty u pick

I prefer jaaneman 😍

[hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe]

do i call you didi now is the big question

NO 😠

I'd rather have u call me yours

[greentrickster]

@caspertheloudassghost: I love this au so much and the first half of this almost made me cry and the second half actually did. I imagine the heavenly officials treat the system and its semi-reality like the feral youngest child trying to sneak in an equally feral pet raccoon.“I don’t know what that is but I am not getting paid enough to deal with it. Just take it outside and someone can deal with it later.”

^U^ Thanks, it's fun to see people enjoying one of my AUs as much as I am! <3

As for the Heavenly Officials, hm. I think you're sort-of right about them and the semi-reality Shen Yuan's system created? They couldn't find Shang Qinghua's system, because if they could then they'd be able to find him, which would be counter-intuitive to Airplane's intentions for them getting some space from him during all this. And the systems are fully under Airplane's jurisdiction, so when Shen Yuan's went a little rogue, they didn't have the knowledge or the authority to fix it, only to cordon it off as best they could until Airplane got home to deal with it.

But naturally none of them expected the man at the heart of this sub-reality to get just real enough to be able to call and find their new feral raccoon of a didi. And with its heart gone, the sub-reality quietly folded in on itself and returned to being simply a story when Shang Qinghua turned the systems off.

For better or for worse, Bingge's a part of this world now, and there's no going back to what or where he was before.

(Also, I'll address your other reply on the main section of this thread, but it was getting long so I decided to do this bit separately. >u>)

[luvistqrzzz]

i will not let u be bored bby tell me ab your day

omg day's been kinda mid,,, kinda flexing the fact that my 1yo cousins dont hate me 😍😍 we met for the first time today and they keep calling me didi and doing handshakes??? but other than that, kinda sad that holidays are ending and ill be heading home tmrw- (but mostly its the entire process of reaching home that i hate like no i dont wanna sit for some hours)

wait did i ramble too much😭😭 nvm WBU BAE how's ur day been 👹👹

[snixx]

Karen u can never be me. I eat real ripe mangoes everyday. I live among trees and green grass. i breathe fresh air and hear birds singing everyday. I have a beautiful pond in front of my house and a park in front of it. children play there everyday, carefree. I have frequent rains and thunderstorms. my suburban Town is covered in beautiful green scenery. i can get fresh fruits, fresh mangoes whenever I want and I don't have to depend on "fruit juices" marketed by big companies which have ties to zionists and ruin my health. so decide for yourself karen, who's the loser here?

.............not gonna squash your dreams but all I will say is i can do pretty much all of that minus the pond (but that's fine cause im a hydrophobe) don't delude yourself:) and children fucking love me. they follow me everywhere I know so many kids who call me their favourite didi and run up to me and ask me to play with them wherever I go not just in my neighborhood YOU can never be me you will never have the joy and whimsy for the world I have even while living in the worst city ever:)

[wojosubahjaldinahiuthti]

hallo DIDI ji (smh i feel like auntie was still better.) im popping in to say hi

i have a list of things for u to do.

drink water

go stand in the sun for like. 5 seconds. vitamin D but aint nobody got the patience to stand in it for longer.

drink chai its good for you

also according to my nani and nana, Delhi mein thand pad gayi hai toh hopefully your staying warm. well. idk. yeah thats it.

MERI JAAN HELLO (why can't you just call me ravina 😭)

and jes i've been drinking lots of water, it's getting warmer here in delhi and I got a heat stroke last week toh yes drinking paani

i stand in the sun for a good 30 minutes everyday (not really stand, but i play in the sun)

and chai is good for everyone give me chai all day long (got a sore throat so chai is good good good)

delhi mein thand nahi hai 😭 haan beech mein mausam was slightly better than it is right now but it is HOT

here's a list of things you should do

wear dhang ke kapde (stop roaming around in shorts)

talk to me more often (hello youre my best friend for a reason?)

drink water you too (jal piyo, best thing ever)

and just take care of yourself samjhe 🫶🏼